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Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts.* (*This has nothing to do with peanuts.)
Every once in a while my demented mind goes into overload. When that happens I have to take a day off, have my doc adjust my medications, take a stiff shot of Jack Daniels and go back to my blog … Continue reading
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Tagged Viagra, Kentucky, Ford, Obama, Fox News, TV Commercials, Home Depot, WalMart, Dodge Ram, Harley-Davidson, motorcycles, Jack Daniels, KY Jelly, trucks
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Another Installment Of: “Why Women Drive Men Nuts.” Shopping.
From time to time I like to reflect on that age-old mystery, which on occasion, I attempt to clear up, which is, why women drive men nuts. It usually takes an incident to get me off on this subject involving … Continue reading
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Tagged Alice in Wonderland, cats, Home Depot, J.C. Penny, Sears, Shopping, valentines day, women logic
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Pardon The Pun, But It’s Time To “Weigh In” On Gov. Chris Christie’s Detractors.
Yes, I’m guilty of making jokes about New Joisey Governor Chris Christie’s weight. But, just like the short jokes I endured all through my life, and the old line, “Got any gum on yer Dick,” because of my first name, … Continue reading
I Couldn’t Concentrate On One Thing Today, So: “Freakouts,” “Killing Rats,” “Waffle House Sex,” and Some Other Stuff.
I’m suffering from “Internet Overload” today. There’s just way too much stuff that caught my attention on the World Wide Spider web today to concentrate on just one thing. I feel like I should take my “Dirt Devil” vacuum and … Continue reading
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Tagged coal mining, exorcisim, Galapagos, hari kari, Home Depot, Lowes, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, New Jersey, Obama, Papa John's Pizza, rats, Rick Perry, Texas GOP, Waffle House
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So What’s Wrong With Shopping Naked Anyhow?
You know how it is. Your alarm goes off late and you jump outta bed with a gazillion things to do and can’t be bothered getting dressed, so you head out the door to your first errand, walk into the … Continue reading
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Tagged Elliot Ness, Home Depot, Lady Godiva, lewdness, Lowes, nudity, Owens-Corning, Peter and Gordon
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Squirrels To Occupy Oak Trees In Massive Protest
Shocking! Shocking I tell ya. Now the “Occupy Wall Street Movement” has spread to squirrels who are planning to come out in masses to protest the inequity when it comes to acorns. Yep, acorns. Squirrels are claiming that due to … Continue reading
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Tagged acorns, Home Depot, Lowes, oaks, Occupy Wall Street, squirrels, WalMart
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Life Without The Post Office!!!! OMG!!!!
Ok, I’m the first to admit that I can’t imagine life on earth without the United States Postal Service, affectionately known as USPS or the place that sends out and also delivers “snail mail.” Although I’ve personally never received a … Continue reading
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Tagged Burjer King, deficit, Fed Ex, Home Depot, IRS, McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Survivor, The Killing, UPS, USPS
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Limbaugh Opens Mouth: Stupidity Comes Out.
How to boost your ratings if you’re a talk show host: Say something controversial that will make everybody stand up and take note….either that or, if you have a bulge, whip that camera out and send it off on Twitter … Continue reading
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Tagged Alan Alda, Anthony Weiner liberals, Facebook, Home Depot, Lowes, McDonalds, Michael Kinsley, Rush Limbaugh, social networking., Twittter
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New Franchise Opportunity: “Body Parts R Us”
By now you’ve all figured out that I don’t make a damn cent writing this blog every day. The only reason I write this stuff each and every day is so that those of you accessing this at work will … Continue reading
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Tagged Baby Boomers, Billie Jean King, Burker King, H & R Block, Home Depot, Jiffy lube, Larry Kings, McDonalds, Staples, Wal-Mart, Wendys
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