Tag Archives: God
New Take On The Bible: Hollywood Style…..Kinda Like Watching GOD On His Own Reality Show
A recent article from the Associated Press by Travis Loller entitled, “New Bible Translation Has Screenplay Format,” caught my eye because I’ve always been interested in Bible movies, like “The Ten Commandments,” and “Ben Affleck,” um….wait….no that’s not right, I … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam & Eve, Aflac, Ben Affleck, Ben hur, Charleston Heston, F. Lee Bailey, Gilbert Giottfried, God, Mitt Romney, Moses, Stan Freberg, The Bible, The Ten Commandments
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According To The “Christian Singles” Website…”GOD” Will Pick Your Perfect Match.
Yep….I’m sure all of you have seen the “Christian Singles” matchmaking website for single Christians. I’m of course assuming that you actually have to be a certified Christian to join. I’m also not sure if you have to produce documentation … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam & Eve, Christain Singles, God, matchmaking, relationships, religion
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The Catholic Church Is Being Too Catholic…Sorry GOD…But I Had To Chime In On This One.
GOD will most likely be really ticked off at me for writing today’s blog, but I figure it this way. If GOD doesn’t have a sense of humor, which HE may not, considering I’ve never seen HIM on my list … Continue reading
If Churches Are Tax Exempt….Can I Be A Church?
I frankly don’t see any difference in what I do here each and every day than that of a church. I mean, they preach, so do I. They scare the bejesus outta you with those fiery sermons about going to … Continue reading
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Tagged Buick, Cadillac, church, God, Harold Camping, religion, Ronald Reagan, Sand Diego Padres, St Louis Cardnials
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God Told Me To Write “THIS” Blog
Well, um, I’m not sure if it actually WAS God himself because I know for a fact that He’s really tied up with this current political campaign, but I figured if Herman Cain heard directly from God when he said … Continue reading
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Tagged Ellison Research, Evangelicals, George Carlin, God, Greeks, Herman Cain
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Today’s Blog Will Totally BUG You out…and Give Ya The Willies.
First of all my apologies to Willie Loco Alexander of Gloucester, Massachusetts, a very dear friend of mine and a very talented musician. I did not intend to associate in any manner the fact that he may be in any … Continue reading
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Tagged ASPCA, bugs, Gloucester, God, insects, Leonardo da Vinci, Mark Moffett, Mass. New Zealand, PayLess shoes, Willie Loco Alexander
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A Conversation With God…….Via My Cell Phone
I’ve been doing a lot of serious thinking lately about having a conversation with God himself. I mean, I know he’s kinda like a very busy guy, but I figure if he can take time to speak to Herman Cain … Continue reading
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Tagged Catholics, George W. Bush, God, Herman Cain, Moses, Rick Perry
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What Actually Happens To “Sent” E-Mails?
Somewhere out there in Internetosphere a lot of e-mails that I’ve sent are floating around in limbo. Limbo, of course, is that place that people who do not make it to Heaven or Hell wind up. Along with my e-mails. … Continue reading
Do Ya Think The Pope Follows Me On Twitter?
Ok, I’m the first to admit that I really do not have a lot of followers on Twitter. It’s not like I’m a huge celebrity or something. I think my last count of followers was 26, which is kind of … Continue reading
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Tagged Anthony Weiner, Columbo, God, Heaven, Lamborghini, Peter Falk, Pope Benedict, Twitter
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Why Is Llama Spelled With Two “L’s” and Other Stuff?
You know why it’s so damn hard to write a blog some days without spell check. I’ll tell ya why. Because who ever devised the English language was a freakin’ nutcase with a perverted sense of humor who most likely … Continue reading
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Tagged God, Jesus, Fernando Lamas, Romans, Noah's Ark, The Greatest Story Ever Told, The Robe, Zeus
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