Tag Archives: George Carlin

Humorous Reflections On Childhood Trauma: Subtitled: OMG!!! I Be Strokin’

Trauma, as defined in the MisfitWisdom dictionary of words you should know the meaning of but are too stupid to remember what it means, is defined as, “A disordered or psychic or behavioral state resulting from mental or emotional stress … Continue reading

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The Pope Retires. Ok, So What Kinda Benefit Package Does He Get?

Pope Benedict XVI, “Benny,” to his closest friends, announced that he plans to retire at the end of this month. He will only be the second Pope to resign, besides Pope Celestine V who retired back in 1294, as we … Continue reading

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Since When Can’t You Say The Word “Virginia?” Um…oops…..I Meant “Vagina.” Sorry……….

Geez….really got get me a new pair of bifocals. Actually, you can’t say the dreaded word, “vagina” if you are a Michigan State Representative and your name is Lisa Brown (D) and you said it on the House Floor. I … Continue reading

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WTF! If You Say That In Middleborough, Massachusetts It’ll Cost You Twenty Bucks…WTF! Oops…..

Hmmmm….but what if I typed profanity in this blog and someone in Middleborough, Massachusetts reads it?  Do “they” get fined twenty bucks for reading it?  Kind of a very thin line there folks. Anyhow, if you’re planning a trip this … Continue reading

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Bristol Palin Is Waiting For President Obama To Call Her* *Subtitled: DHYHOYAW She Gets The MW FFFF Award.

Once again it is with great pride that I present the MisfitWisdom, “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award” to Bristol Palin. Honorable mention to newt Gingrich. Presented in the category of……..”WTF.” Yes, I know that “DHYHOYAW” seems like it might be … Continue reading

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God Told Me To Write “THIS” Blog

Well, um, I’m not sure if it actually WAS God himself because I know for a fact that He’s really tied up with this current political campaign, but I figured if Herman Cain heard directly from God when he said … Continue reading

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As George Carlin Would Say: WTF!!!

Now you all know me well enough by now to know that I usually don’t go off on a wild uncontrollable rant very often. Well, actually that’s not true. I go off on uncontrollable rants quite often, although I try … Continue reading

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