Tag Archives: Frankenstein
Colorado Gov. Hickenlooper Gets “Fracked,” or…..That Other “F” Word.
First of all let me state that if I for one, had a last name that I thought sucked, as does Colorado Governor, John Hickenlooper, (my personal opinion) I’d be in name change court in a heartbeat. Kinda like having some of … Continue reading
New Book Says Return From Death Possible. The Good News and The Bad News Is………….
Like everyone always says to you, “Hey, I got some good news and some bad news for ya….whaddya want first?” I personally choose the bad news option first. Then, if it’s really bad news, and I’m crying hysterically, someone can give me … Continue reading
Mayan Happenings: Or Yet Another Stupid Blog Before The 21st…Jusssssst In Case.
Yep…..I went ahead against my better judgement and wrote another Mayan blog. I really tried to resist the temptation, but after much thought, and getting some support from a few of my loyal blog supporters at a local bar, I went … Continue reading
The Government Promises Us The World Will Not End. Yeah Right!
You know that until the 21st of December rolls around Mayan end of world stories are going to be floating around all over the place. So, here’s another one. Sorry, I just can’t help myself. I mayan be havan a “MEOWS.” … Continue reading
There’s “Tacky” and Then There’s Rich and “Tacky.”
Just to give you all an example of how out of freakin’ touch rich people are in comparison to us low lives who are just taking up space on this earth, I’m going to tell you about David and Jackie … Continue reading
Clint Eastwood Comes Out For Romney. And this means….?
And this means that yet another celebrity jumps into the political arena and loses more of his fan base. Then again, when you’re 82 years old, why even give a rats ass about your fan base. Look, it doesn’t matter … Continue reading
Oh Sure. Now They Wanna Stick A Tiny Robot Up My Butt!
Look folks. I’m not one to question new medical procedures that might save people’s lives. I’m all for new medical technology which will obviously help to prolong our lives. So when they develop new procedures such as laser surgery and … Continue reading
Run For Your Lives!!! It’s A Giant Iceberg!!! and me with no vodka.
Here I was all set to sit back and pop a bottle of 7-Up with just a slight dash of vodka in celebration of the retirement of Christian leader and wing nut Harold Camping, when I came across the story … Continue reading
Frankenstein Lives!!! New Discovery!!! Brains In Liberals and Conservatives Drastically Differ.
I never for once ever believed that Dr. Frankenstein was a work of fiction. Nope. Ya couldn’t pull the ol wool over my eyes. I knew there was indeed a place called Transylvania, and I’ve watched that Mel Brooks movie, … Continue reading