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Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts.* (*This has nothing to do with peanuts.)
Every once in a while my demented mind goes into overload. When that happens I have to take a day off, have my doc adjust my medications, take a stiff shot of Jack Daniels and go back to my blog … Continue reading
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Tagged Dodge Ram, Ford, Fox News, Harley-Davidson, Home Depot, Jack Daniels, Kentucky, KY Jelly, motorcycles, Obama, trucks, TV Commercials, Viagra, WalMart
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It Was Either Writing About Big Boobs, Or, Small Cars. I Went With The Cars….(sigh)
I really just got over boobed this week folks. If that’s at all possible for ANY male slug. But, I figured I’d lay off the big boob story this time and concentrate on boobs…um…I mean small cars. HEY! It’s not … Continue reading
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Tagged Arizona, boobs, Chevy, classic cars, Dodge Ram, dwarfs, Edsel, hypnosis, Maricopa, Mercury, Nebraska, pickups, Short people, The Playmates, Toyota
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Phil Spector, Musical Genius………..Now A Spectacle
In 1958 I was a mere innocent child. As I recall, at age 16, somewhat innocent. Ok…Ok…so I wasn’t THAT innocent…cripes…cut me some slack here. I’m trying to write a story about music producer Phil Spector, who, as we … Continue reading
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Tagged Lady Ga Ga, Bill Clinton, Corvette, Al Pacino, Helen Mirren, De Soto, Dodge Ram, Gene Pitney, Johnny Cymbal, Phil Spector, Ronnie Spector, oldies, Te Crystals, The Ronettes, Darlene Love, Curtis Lee, Ray Peterson, The Paris Sisters, Righteous Brothers, Bill Medley
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Nothing Like A “What People Earn” Article In Parade Magazine To Make You Feel Worthless
Every year “Parade Magazine” feels that it’s necessary to print a list of what people across the U.S. earn. Which is great if you ever gave a rats ass about who’s making more money than you. And, you wanna feel … Continue reading
Crime Runs Rampant At The Scooter Store…No Seniors Injured In FBI Raid
You may have missed this late breaking story if you were in the garage doing maintenance on your scooter from “The Scooter Store.” As many seniors with scooters do on the weekends. Especially the week before Social Security checks arrive. … Continue reading
Opinions Are Like A**holes. Everybody Has One…sooooo, here’s mine.
Yes, this is a true proven fact. If you have an a**hole, SHAZAM!…..you have an opinion and must share it with everyone so that a number of people will in turn say to themselves, “Hey, this guy does have an … Continue reading
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Tagged brothels, ct, Dodge Ram, hookers, Mohegan Sun Casino, Norwich, opinions, prostitution, Star Wars, The New London Day Newspaper
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How Rich People Think. Unlike the rest of us who just say DUH!
Have you ever wondered how rich people think? That is if they actually do any thinking, because most of the time they hire people, like us, to do their thinking for them. AND….if we’re, (us low life peons) not around … Continue reading
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Tagged Corvettes, Dodge Ram, Dressages, Evel Knievel, lottery, money, poverty, Quonset Hut, rich people
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Ukraine Says That Sponge Bob Square Pants is Gay. OMG!!!!
I’m tellin’ ya, I’ve really gotta stop reading stories that come out of these foreign countries. Yesterday it was about “Pussy Riot” the punk rock group in jail for protesting in a Russian cathedral, and now it’s some nut case … Continue reading
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Tagged Dodge Ram, donald trump, Family Guy, kardashians, Lady Ga Ga, Madonna, Sam Elliott, Simpsons, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Ukraine
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Twas The Night Before Christmas
(A reprise from last year….my version of “Twas The Night Before Christmas”) Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, just that stinkin’ mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, … Continue reading
