Tag Archives: cows

Vegan’s Gone Wild. A New Painful Twist To Protesting

Posted on January 21, 2013 by

“Soooo Harvey, whaddya wanna do today? I’m really bored.” “Geez, I dunno Festus, whaddya you wanna do?” “HEY! How about we go down to the street corner and get ourselves branded with a hot branding iron!” “YEAH! Sure beats just hangin’ around … Continue reading →

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HEY! Ya Know What! Yew Talk Funny!

Posted on January 4, 2013 by

Today’s blog is about talking funny. No….not about telling funny jokes and stuff, but about really just talking funny. Like in, “Hey, yew sure talk funny!” So why am I on this subject today?  I’m in an overload talking funny and … Continue reading →

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Major Stories You May Have Missed: Cows On Chocolate and Giant Toilet Flushing Marathon

Posted on September 24, 2012 by

Yes, big stories that you may have missed if you were too busy drinking milk and not even once giving any thought to how you got that milk and what a cow has to sacrifice to get it to you, … Continue reading →

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Moooooving Right Along….Yet Another Cow Story

Posted on September 12, 2012 by

From the amount of viewers I get whenever I write about cows, which udderly baffles me, I just had to fill all of you cow lovers in on yet another moooooving cow story out of China. Obviously a country that … Continue reading →

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Mystery Surrounds “The Farmers Almanac.” NOT….”The OLD Farmers Almanac.”

Posted on August 30, 2012 by

Now you would think that being the sweet old people farmers are, just toiling away in the fields and not getting into any controversial stuff, that we’d all have nothing to concern ourselves with….when it comes to farmers. I mean, … Continue reading →

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Another Moooooving Cow Story: Cow Waterbeds.

Posted on July 20, 2012 by

There’s just something about cow stories that I can’t resist. Maybe it’s my addiction to chocolate milk. Or passing by a farm out in the country and seeing all those cow faces looking back at me with those big cow … Continue reading →

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The Phrase, “Cash Cow” or, “Milking The Cow” Is An Insult To All Cows

Posted on June 22, 2012 by

So, you ask…what exactly is a “cash cow?”  Well folks, it’s the same as “milking the cow.” In other words, if you have a cow and it’s producing milk, perhaps even chocolate milk, and you can make a buck off … Continue reading →

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Cow Crisis At The U.S. Forest Service In Colorado

Posted on April 20, 2012 by

Here we all are wasting our time watching news stories about the coming Presidential election, the Secret Service scandal, Mitt Romney’s enrollment in a class that teaches you how to tell a joke without looking stupid and Newt Gingrich attacking … Continue reading →

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Cows May Soon Be In The Unemployement Line….A Moooooving Story

Posted on March 27, 2012 by

A recent news item I happened to come across mentioned briefly that some restaurants are considering offering patrons cowless hamburgers. This wasn’t earth shattering news to me because I’ve actually eaten a hamburger that did not require the demise of … Continue reading →

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Lab Grown Meat. Geez….I Can Hardly Wait.

Posted on June 28, 2011 by

Yum….test tube hamburgers. Yep, we’re on our way to eliminating cows. Or, at least putting a big smile on their faces when they learn they won’t have to do anything but give milk.  Unless, they also discover how to make … Continue reading →

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