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Sooooo….The Government Is Watching Us. Ho Hum.
Breaking news. The government is watching us. More breaking news. And this should surprise us why? http://youtu.be/DZ82pqHa-70 The answer to that burning question. Because most of us have our heads stuck up our butts and could care less what the … Continue reading
While We’re At It….Lets Nail Obama For This Stuff Too.
I’ve become very suspicious of our government ever since all of these scandals have come to light. Now that there are investigations going on in Washington, I think it’s about time we have Congress delve into a lot of other … Continue reading
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Tagged Bea Arthur, Betty White, bras, Bunga Bunga, congress, Estelle Getty, Florida, France, gay marriage, Hillary Clinton, Linda Tripp, Milwaukee, Obama, powerball, Presidente Hollande, Rue McClanahan, scandals, Silvio Berlusconi
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The New Terrorist Threat: Bunnies!
Oh sure, Homeland Security is all over the place keeping eyes on terrorist type people and checking body scanners at airports just to see if per chance Kim Kardashian might have had a body scan, but, where are they when … Continue reading
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Tagged Bruce Willis, Bugs Bunny, bunnies, Colorado, congress, Crayola crayons, Denver, Easter, Homeland Security, John McCain, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Graham, Noah's Ark, rabbits, terrorism
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Bird…Bird…Bird. Bird Is The Word……..In A Manner Of “Speaker” or “ing” Of Course.
Ya gotta love it when you watch a movie on TV or a program on Comedy central and they censor the “F” word. Then say to yourself, “Geez….I wonder what they said?” Or when the residents of hard hit New … Continue reading
Today’s MW Lesson: WTF Is A “Filibuster,” And Is It Related To Howdy Doody.
There’s been a lot of news stories this past week on something called the “filibuster.” Because this is obviously one of the top stories that you’re following in the news, and are just clamoring for more information on it. I felt … Continue reading
Political Commercials: Waterboarding Our Brains Without Any Water*
*Or Dick Cheney. Yep…..I’ve just about been brain water boarded with these political commercials as I’m sure most of you have as well. With just about two weeks left to go, I’m not sure I can take anymore without totally … Continue reading
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Tagged Area 51, congress, contraception, Dick Cheney, elections, Entitlements, Mayans, Pied Piper, voting, Woodstock
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The Most Unpopular Congress Goes On Vacation and Says To All of You….Ya Don’t Like It…GFY!
Ah yes……the ol “GFY” line. Some of you may not know what “GFY” means so I’ll attempt to spell it out for you, delicately, that is. GFY means having sex with one’s self without the presence of another person. Which is … Continue reading
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Tagged congress, Egypt, foreign aid, Libya, Pakistan, politics, turtles Galapagos, United States Postal Service
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Hey Kevin! I Told Ya You Couldn’t Walk On Water.
You know how it is. You read in the paper or see a story on TV about somebody who just broke the “Guinness Book of World Records” for something or other, and you say to yourself, “Geez, I can top … Continue reading
The Definition Of Bureaucrat: Freakin Bozo.
No disrespect to Bozo the clown of course. Who most likely has more brains than any bureaucrat. So what exactly is a “bureaucrat?” I’ll tell ya. A freakin Bozo…oops, I just repeated myself. Sorry. Ok….bureaucrat: “An official who narrowly adheres … Continue reading
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Tagged ", "The Entertainer, Bozo the clown, Bureaucrats, congress, Drew Carey, hari kari, Jack Daniels, Marvin Hamlisch, Mayans, Medicaid, medicare, politicians, powerball, social security
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“Joe The Plumber” Cracks Em Up…To Run For Congress On The “Plunger” Ticket.
It just goes to show you that you don’t have to be a big celebrity or experienced politician, or, have a continuous tan or eat moose meat to run for any political office. Nope, all ya have to do is … Continue reading
