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Um, Are Dildos, Condoms and Vibrators Considered, “Tools of the Trade?”
Ya know, I never considered that when one speaks of “tools of the trade,” that perhaps one is referring to the various tools used to perform ones trade if one is a hooker…….or, running, so to speak, an escort service. … Continue reading
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Tagged Australia, Condoms, dildos, hookers, maid services, Miners, Queensland, sex, trades, vibrators
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Sex = Funderwear = Smartphones = Really Safe Sex.
Lest you think that “I” am the only one with sex on the brain because I just happen to come across stories involving sex or sheep, I take absolutely no responsibility for this next story which “I” did not find … Continue reading
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Tagged sex, Superman, Condoms, Batman, Australia, Zorro, safe sex, "Durex, Funderwear, phone sex
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Reflections On The Election: Subtitled….”WTF!”
Ok, it’s over and done. Yet, there are a few areas which I would like to reflect upon today. First and foremost, the national idiot. Or as I like to refer to him as, “The National Court Jester.” None other … Continue reading
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Tagged 2012 Elections, Brooklyn, Condoms, Diane Sawyer, donald trump, Doonsebury, elections, Florida, Gary Trudeau, James Bond, Kimberly A Johnson, Los Angeles, Napoleon XIV, NBC Brian Williams, porn, Pussy Galore, Rock the Slut Vote, Twitter, Wernher von Braun
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We’re All Screwed. Or Not. Depending On Your Sex Life.
I’m usually not one to panic very easily. In fact, the last time I can remember being in a state of panic was when I ran out of chocolate candy bars and needed a fix immediately. But, now I’m really … Continue reading
I Need A License To Have Sex? OMG!!
Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner has spoken out about the continuing flap over contraception. That word, “contraception” closely resembles the word ” contraption” which means “gadget” which, when referring to “contraception” means that men’s “gadgets” are under fire when it … Continue reading
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Tagged Clarence Carter, Condoms, contraception, CVS, Hugh Hefner, Nissan, Playboy Magazine, Rick Santorum, veterans, VFW, WalMart
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The Ultimate Vacation Destination. Condom Paradise.
Bet you all thought it was going to be some exotic warm place out in the South Pacific. Close, but no cigar. I’m talking about the new and exciting “Thailand Condom Museum” which is located, of course, in Thailand, which … Continue reading
Step Right Up Folks…Royal Wedding Gizmos For Everybody.
So who’s gonna make a fast buck off of the upcoming Royal Wedding this weekend? I’ll tell ya who…..EVERYBODY!!!! Yep…anything your little royal throbbing with envy heart could desire will be on sale for you. Let’s take a look at … Continue reading
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Tagged Condoms, Crown Jewels, Royal Pudding, Royal Wedding, The Queen, William and Kate
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