Tag Archives: Burger King

Another Reason To Scratch Japan Off Of My “To Visit” List. “POOP.”

I’ve got nothing against visiting Japan. I think it’s a beautiful country steeped in history and tradition. And poop. Well, so is the United States considering everyone poops. But, some disturbing news out of Tokyo. Which is, poop may be … Continue reading

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Why Doesn’t McDonalds, Burger King and Wendys Have Home Delivery?

Go ahead….laugh.  You think I’m nuts suggesting that all three of these fast food places should consider home delivery. Yeah…..well they laughed at Ralph Kramden on the “Honeymooners” too when he used to say, “One of these days Alice….POW….right to da … Continue reading

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So Like, What’s Going On With Kim Jong-um Anyhow? Oops….sorry, it’s Kim Jong un.

Now personally I could care less about Kim Jong-un. Only because he’s never read any of my blogs nor does he allow anyone, I assume, to read them in North Korea. This really ticks me off because I’ve always said … Continue reading

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Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.

Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading

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I Was Having A Great Day Until…………………..

Until I saw a photo of a pregnant Tori Spelling on the Internet. Am I the only one whose skin crawled at this pic? When I saw that Congress, (those idiots who decide what’s good for all of us lemmings) … Continue reading

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WTF Is A Damn “Nanny State” Law? And…..why should we say “DILLIGARA*”

*First of all….those of you who may be reading this blog for the first time…..welcome fellow mushrooms, and FIY…… .”DILLIGARA” means in Misfit Wisdom lingo, “Do I Look Like I Give A Rat’s Ass.”   If you’re not a rat….then you … Continue reading

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Burger King Is Freaking Me Out…….AGAIN!!! They Get The FFFF Award.

(UPDATE) Friday 4/13 this response from the District Manager of Burger King: My name is Chrystal Pascale, the district manager of the Burger King on Bald Hill Road . I received your complaint about the unsatisfying experience you had in … Continue reading

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Blige Burger King Ad Pulled…..Chickens In Uproar

Burger King has pulled an ad featuring Mary J. Blige after much criticism from various sources.  Mainly from the black community that the ad is stereotypical. Or as the black woman oriented website “Madame Noire” likened it, “buffoonery.” I personally … Continue reading

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I Went To “Staples” and They “Stapled” Me!

Did ya ever see the ad on television for “Staples” the office supply store? You know, the one where all ya have to do is push the “easy button” (pictured) and you get things automatically. They make it seem so … Continue reading

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The Oscar Nominations…..REALLY!!!

Every stinkin’ year we normal everyday slugs have to endure the horn blowing and hype of the entertainment industry as they pat themselves on the back for a great job for giving us movies to keep us entertained so that … Continue reading

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