Tag Archives: Bill Clinton

We Need An Investigation To Determine Why We Need An Investigation

I’ve had it up to my balls when it comes to Congress conducting investigations. I say, “balls” because I’m not very tall and when something begins to tug at my lower extremities, I begin to panic. It seems to me … Continue reading

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Phil Spector, Musical Genius………..Now A Spectacle

  In 1958 I was a mere innocent child. As I recall, at age 16, somewhat innocent. Ok…Ok…so I wasn’t THAT innocent…cripes…cut me some slack here. I’m trying to write a story about music producer Phil Spector, who, as we … Continue reading

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Woman To Be New Head Of Secret Service. WHAT! Woman…Secret! OMG!!!!

As far as I’m concerned the words “secret” and “woman” should not be used in the same sentence. Especially if you’re saying something to a woman like, “Can ya keep a secret?” The only secret a woman can keep is … Continue reading

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The Four “R’s.” Reading, Riting, Rithmatic, Racy. My Kinda School.

I was never a bright light bulb in school. More like a 5 watt bulb, as bulbs go. I’m sure many of you can relate to your days in a classroom when your thoughts were no where in the classroom … Continue reading

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Sofia Vergara’s New Movie Raises Some Questions….among other things.

As far as those “other” things being “raised,” if you’re a male slug, as are most men, you know what I’m referring to if you’re staring at that photo of Sofia Vergara. (above) Yes ladies, I know, all men are … Continue reading

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Prostitution and Politics Go Hand In Hand In Nevada. Or…other body parts.

While the rest of us all are up in arms, and other body parts, over political sex scandals involving Generals and women, women and Generals, or two Generals and two women, or  two Generals and two women who are twins…..geez…I’m … Continue reading

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Isn’t It About Time We Legalize Sex?

The elections are over, yet not one ballot question was aimed at legalizing sex. Yes….legalizing sex. I know what you’re all saying to yourselves. “But Misfit, sex IS legal.” Oh yeah. Then how come General David Petraeus had to resign … Continue reading

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The 1,000th Misfit Wisdom Blog. For what it’s worth.

MisfitWisdom A Humorous Look At Life Yes folks….a milestone. The 1,000th MW blog. To commemorate this special occasion I decided to ask myself, “WTF” am I still writing this useless stuff. Having no freakin’ clue, other than stupidity, mainly because I … Continue reading

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BINDERS? Romney Has Binders Full of Women?*

*Or is it Romney has binders full of women wearing binders? (sports bras) Yeah, that’s what he meant. Of course, a binder full of women wearing sports binders because he’s into women with binders. That’s what the news story I … Continue reading

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The Next Hot Topic At the Debates: Pepperoni Or Sausage Pizza.

Well I personally think it’s about time we got into the meat of things in these presidential debates. Enough of debating unimportant stuff like Medicare, Social Security, abortion, job creation, health care, taxes etc.  It’s about time both candidates addressed the issue of pepperoni or sausage … Continue reading

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