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Carrie Fisher To Reprise Role Of Princess Leia…Or is It Senior Leia?
I don’t get it. Is Hollywood running out of princesses? I mean, come on now, I can understand cartoon princesses not aging for cripes sake, but Carrie Fisher playing Princess Leia AGAIN!!! Might as well cast Betty White as Betty … Continue reading
“The Geezer Squad.” Is It Me Or Are Movies Going AARP Ballistic?
Something verrrry strange is going on in Hollywood. Maybe you haven’t noticed it, but ya better start paying attention to the influx of new action movies that are hitting the big screen. It’s “Geezerpaloozza!!!!” YES! Action heroes who are in their … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Al Pacino, Alan Arkin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Billy Gardell, Bruce Willis, Bushs Beans, Christopher Walken, Doonesbury, Harrison Ford, Henry Winkler, Hollywood, Hugh Hefner, Lance Armstrong, Larry King, medicare, Paul Blart, Slim Pickins, social security, super heros, Sylvester Stallone, Tom Seleck, USPS
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Pardon The Pun, But It’s Time To “Weigh In” On Gov. Chris Christie’s Detractors.
Yes, I’m guilty of making jokes about New Joisey Governor Chris Christie’s weight. But, just like the short jokes I endured all through my life, and the old line, “Got any gum on yer Dick,” because of my first name, … Continue reading
Something Strange Is Going On In Denmark.
Yep, those Danish people sure have a great sense of humor. Besides being a bit strange and noted for that famous saying:”There’s something rotten in Denmark.” Sayings like, “mit luftpudbad er fyld med al,” which means, “my hover craft is … Continue reading
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Tagged Anthony Weiner, Arnold Schwarzenegger, bananas, Denmark, iPhones
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Is It True? Is The U. N. Going To Invade Texas? Quick…Restock The Alamo!
Where’s Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie and John Wayne when ya need them? Somebody, anybody, alert the troops. Call to arms! Call to arms! Or legs, or any other body parts we can assemble. We’ll stop those U. N. varmints in … Continue reading
Johnny Depp as Tonto. Hi Yo Stereotype…..as some are claiming, Kemo Sabe
First this: The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Who’s white horse it that outside?” The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, … Continue reading
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Tagged Armie Hammer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Atlanta Braves, Charlie McCarthy & Edger Bergen, Cleveland Indians., Clyde Tolson, Edward Scissorhands, Indians, J. Edgar, Jay Silverheels, Johnny Depp, Kemo Sabe, Pirates of the Carribbean, S. F. Padres, St Louis Cardnials, The Lone Ranger, Tonto, Willie Wonka, Winklevoss Twins
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People We Will Not Miss From 2011
I’ll guarantee you that someone out there WILL miss some of these people. There’s always a few nut cases roaming around loose who never seem to have a freakin’ clue. I equate this to the number of stories I’ve read … Continue reading
Original Batman, Robin, and Catwoman Reunite….Holy Fogey!!!!
Break out the depends and Viagra folks, the original Batman, Robin and Catwoman reunited recently at a panel discussion sponsored by TV Network “The Hub” celebrating the 45th anniversary of the dynamic duo, and one cat. There was no discussion … Continue reading
The True Source Of Wikileaks
I caught this photo of a monkey on the Internet a few days ago and it got me to thinking. What if monkeys, and other animals actually can understand things. This monkey got his hands on a camera and knew … Continue reading
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Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, cats, Garfield, Julian Assange, monkeys, Wikileaks
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It’s Only June and I’m Already OD’d on Politics, Sex and Banana Splits
Well, um….maybe not the sex and banana splits. When THAT happens I’m gonna OD on some serious drugs. I mean, look at it folks. It’s only June and already the politicians are scampering all over the place like a bunch … Continue reading
