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Further Proof That Life On Other Planets Exist: Donald Trump
(UPDATE) As of this afternoon “The Stir” is reporting that Trump’s “bumshell news” is that he will donate $5 million dollars to a charity if Obama releases his college and passport records. Trump will appear on Piers Morgan tonight. (SECOND … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Delaware, donald trump, elections, Ivana Trump, Joe Biden, Louie Prima & Keely Smith, Mars Rover, Mayans, Obama, October Surprise, Romney, Seamus
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Is The “Tootsie Roll” Factory and “Area 51″ Connected?
You might say that I tend to get off on conspiracy theories and mysteries very easily what with all the secrecy about Mitt Romney’s taxes, Obama’s birth certificate, Donald Trump’s hair and what came first, the chicken or the egg. … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Area 51, Buchanan and Goodman, Drudge Report, Keebler Cookies, New Mexico, Roswell, Tootsie Rolls, UFO's, Willie Wonka
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Alf Is Back! Geez…Maybe He’ll Get The GOP Nomination In Tampa Instead Of Romney
Oh…WAIT! I got this story all wrong. Sorry. (damn, really gotta get a new set of bifocals) When I came across a story that was headlined, “Alf Is Back,” I originally thought they were talking about 1936 Republican candidate for … Continue reading
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Tagged ALF, Alf Landon, Alfie, aliens, Area 51, Dionne Warwick, FDR, GOP, Mark Harmon, Melmac, Mitt Romney, Mork, My Favorite Martian, NCIS, Pam Dawber, Ray Walston, Robin Williams, Sigorney Weaver
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Arizona Sherrif Joe Arpaio: “Tell That Varmint, (George Lopez) To Meet Me At High Noon!
“OK podners. Lets round up the posse and snag that damn varmint George Lopez. That low down no good dirty rotten bushwhacker said some disparaging remarks about me and ah ain’t gonna take it.” “Um Sheriff, what is it exactly … Continue reading
To “UFO” Or Not To Not “UFO.” THAT Is The Alien Question.
Do aliens exist? Is there another planet out there, besides Arizona, that actually supports other kinds of life? Besides Arizona. Did an alien spacecraft crash in the town of Roswell, New Mexico back in 1947? Other than some Mexican who … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Annie Jacobson, Area 51, Arizona, CIA, donald trump, Huffington Post, Mexicans, New Mexico, Newt Gingrich, Pastor Harold Camping, Rick Perry, Roswell, Sheb Wooley, U2, UFO's
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WTF Is A Damn “Nanny State” Law? And…..why should we say “DILLIGARA*”
*First of all….those of you who may be reading this blog for the first time…..welcome fellow mushrooms, and FIY…… .”DILLIGARA” means in Misfit Wisdom lingo, “Do I Look Like I Give A Rat’s Ass.” If you’re not a rat….then you … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Animal Planet, Bobby Fuller Four, Burger King, cats, CNBC, Harrys Law, Mayor Bloomberg, McDonalds, Nanny laws, NBC, plumbers, saggy pants, smoking bans, UFO's, Wendys
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Aliens! They”re EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Yahoo had an interesting feature this past weekend on aliens. No, not the kind that Arizona is having a problem with, but the ones from other planets and some parts of New Jersey. They listed the top 50 best aliens, … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Condoleeza Rice, donald trump, George W. Bush, Jon Voight, Larry King, Little Shop of Horrors, movies, Newt Gingrich, snakes., Tahnee Welsh, UFO's, Vincent D'Onofrio
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WHAT! NASA Says UFO’s Spotted By Astronauts Is Actually Reynolds Wrap?
OMG!!! WTF!!! And……oh yeah, it’s just a reflection….no need to panic. What am I talking about? A video filmed by NASA (National Aeronautics and Stupid Administration) of thingys floating around in space as seen from the Atlantis cargo bay while … Continue reading
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Tagged "V, aliens, NASA, Reynolds Wrap, science, The X Files, Twilight Zone, UFO's
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Fran Drescher (The Nanny) Claims Aliens Abducted Her…..(snicker)
Well, that sure enough explains a lot of things. Like why Fran’s voice is the way it is. Kinda like listening to someone scratch their fingernails down a blackboard. Yep…that explains everything. But, voice aside, there seems to be nothing … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Discovery Channel, Fox News, Fran Drescher, Huffington Post, Newt Gingrich, Robin Williams, UFO's
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Author Claims Roswell Aliens Were Russians
Ya know, here I was banging my head against a wall trying to figure out how to get my book on the best seller list, (The Covert Chamber) and then appear on national TV and make a gazillion dollars, when … Continue reading
