Tag Archives: Alaska
Martha Stewart Has Legs….The NRA Convention….They Have Arms.
I centered today’s blog on two subjects today. Martha Stewart and the NRA. Why? Because I write this blog and I can decide on whatever the freak I wanna write about. So there! Doesn’t have to make any sense…..I just do … Continue reading
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Tagged 2nd Amendment, Alaska, Bernie Madoff, Bonnie & Clyde, Frank Gallop, Glenn Beck, guns, Hee Haw, Kermit, Martha Stewart, Miss Piggy, NRA, Obama, Sarah Palin, secession, Smokey the Bear, Texas, The Buoys, The Great Gatsby
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The Phrase, “Cash Cow” or, “Milking The Cow” Is An Insult To All Cows
So, you ask…what exactly is a “cash cow?” Well folks, it’s the same as “milking the cow.” In other words, if you have a cow and it’s producing milk, perhaps even chocolate milk, and you can make a buck off … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, cows, Dogs, Eddy Arnold and Cattle Call, Massachusetts, NBC, reality shows., The Palins
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Levi Johnston Pollinates AGAIN! Spermapalozza Gone Wild!
Ya gotta love a guy that just keeps on giving. In this instance, Levi Johnston. You remember him. Sure ya do. Remember….he was the guy who brought on stardom, fame and fortune to Bristol Palin by having sex with her. … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, Bristol Palin, Dancing With the Stars, David Letterman, Levi Johnston, Levis, pregnancy, PTA, Russia, Sarah Palin, sex, Sunny Delight, Wasilla
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HEY! If Ya Wnna Be A State Puerto Rico…Speaka Da English!
So sez Rick Santorum to Puerto Ricans with regard to Puerto Rico becoming a state while visiting there in an attempt to secure Puerto Rico’s 23 delegates, whom, I assume, know how to speak English but may have spoken Spanish … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, Dean Martin, hawaii, Little Italy, Maine, McDonalds, Puerto Rico, Putin, rap music, Rick Santorum, Russia, Sarah Palin
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Bristol Palin Gets A TV Show……WTF!
You know folks, I’m just about to go off the deep end. It’s bad enough that I whine all the time about not getting one single stinkin’ donation for writing this stuff each and every day just to keep all … Continue reading
SARAH!!! RUN SARAH RUN!!! WE NEED YOU!!!! NOT!
Rumors are circulating somewhere, I’m not quite sure where, but I’m sure I heard that circulating noise somewhere. It was either when my other half was vacuuming, flushing the toilet, or I had one ear tuned into a television program … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, Democrats, Mama Grizzly, Obama, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Smoky The Bear, Tea Party, Yogi
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Run For Your Lives!!! It’s A Giant Iceberg!!! and me with no vodka.
Here I was all set to sit back and pop a bottle of 7-Up with just a slight dash of vodka in celebration of the retirement of Christian leader and wing nut Harold Camping, when I came across the story … Continue reading
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Tagged 7-UP, Alaska, Antarctica, Connecticut, Frankenstein, Harold Camping, icebergs, Massachusetts, Mohegan Sun Casino, NASA, Rhode Island
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Another Logically Challenged Person. Yet Another MW “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award”
Twice in one month. Yep, twice in one month I’ve had the honor of bestowing the MisfitWisdom “Flying Fickle Finger Feather”award. This has never happened before. I’m simply overwhelmed. Now, before I reveal this month’s honored recipient, I must caution … Continue reading
History 101 For Aspiring Politicians
I never realized just how dumb I was regarding my knowledge of history until this big flap about Sarah Palin’s take on Paul Revere made the news. It’s come to my attention that maybe she’s right about Revere’s famous ride. … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, Cleveland Indians., Cochise, Columbus, Crazy Horse, Gen. Custer, Geronimo, Paul revere, Pilgrims, Plymouth Rock, Sir Walter Raleigh, Sttting Bull, The Alamo, Wikipedia
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