Tag Archives: AARP
Reflections On Being Old: (um not that “I’M” old mind you)
I was in a long distance conversation the other day with a close friend of mine who lives in the land of OZ (Australia) whose name I shall not mention, (Charlie) and during that conversation a discussion about old people … Continue reading
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Tagged Viagra, AARP, seniors, sex, Justin Bieber, Larry King, Cialis, Charlie Chan, Australia, Honey Boo Boo, Village People, old people
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Carrie Fisher To Reprise Role Of Princess Leia…Or is It Senior Leia?
I don’t get it. Is Hollywood running out of princesses? I mean, come on now, I can understand cartoon princesses not aging for cripes sake, but Carrie Fisher playing Princess Leia AGAIN!!! Might as well cast Betty White as Betty … Continue reading
“The Geezer Squad.” Is It Me Or Are Movies Going AARP Ballistic?
Something verrrry strange is going on in Hollywood. Maybe you haven’t noticed it, but ya better start paying attention to the influx of new action movies that are hitting the big screen. It’s “Geezerpaloozza!!!!” YES! Action heroes who are in their … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Al Pacino, Alan Arkin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Billy Gardell, Bruce Willis, Bushs Beans, Christopher Walken, Doonesbury, Harrison Ford, Henry Winkler, Hollywood, Hugh Hefner, Lance Armstrong, Larry King, medicare, Paul Blart, Slim Pickins, social security, super heros, Sylvester Stallone, Tom Seleck, USPS
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Is It The “AFLAC” Duck That’s Sick, or Is It “Ben Aflac”?
Rumors all over the Internet abound, as abounding goes, that either the “AFLAC” duck is sick or its Ben AFLAC. Or is it Ben Afflack. Um…..maybe I’m mistaken here….hold on a sec. Ohhhhh. Sorry folks. Ben’s name is spelled Affleck. … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Aflac, Gilbert Gottfried, CSI, Obamacare, Ben Affleck, ducks, HIPAA Law, medical insurance
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Alms For The Poor….and Bloggers.*…..*One in the same. And, A Giant One Eyed Squid.
Once again it’s Sunday. And, as usual, I take a moment to pause, and go to the bathroom, then decide what subject today’s blog will be about. Because it IS a Sunday and I try not to get too bent … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, blog writing, donations, humor, Ray Charles, Salvation Army, Scooter Store, seniors, squid
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Will Paper Greeting Cards Go The Way Of “Rabbit Ears?” No Offense To Any Rabbits.
Oh….sorry….”rabbit ears,” for those of you who think I’m talking about actual ears on a rabbit, were actually what they called TV antennas eons ago before cable TV. Yes, people actually had to pull in television signals through either an … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Boston Red Sox, General George Custer, greeting cards, Hallmark, Pony Express, rabbit ears, Times watches, USPS
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Roger Clemens To Pitch Again. This opens up a lot of possibilities for seniors.
WARNING: Before you attempt to read today’s MisfitWisdom blog, be advised that due to a lack of donations, I have taken drastic action and installed a toll booth at the beginning of this blog. Anyone wishing to read today’s blog … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, baseball, Beano, Boston Red Sox, CHIPS, Cialis, Ensure, Eric Estrada, Gatorade, Luis Tiant, Medicaid, medicare, Nolan Ryan, Roger Clemens, seniors, social security, Sugar Land Skeeters, Viagra
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Lady Ga Ga Wants Us To Go Ga Ga Over Her New Perfume…or body pics.
Never one to be shy, Lady Ga Ga has now once again made the news with her advertisement for her new perfume, “Fame.” It’s not the perfume that’s controversial, but the photo ad for the perfume. (below) As you can … Continue reading
A Free Donut!!!! Holy Donut Holes!!!! WHERE? WHEN? It’s Gigantic !!!!
Can you tell that it doesn’t take much to excite me. All ya have to do is mention the word “free” and combine it with either sex, or donut, and I’m off the freakin’ wall. AND….because, at my age, it’s … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Cialis, Depends, Dixie Cups, Dunkin Donuts, England, Entenmanns, Krispy Kreme, National Donut Day, Queen Elizabeth, Salvation Army, Viagra
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Jenny McCarthy Nude……Clint Eastwood…NOT
Two interesting celebrity stories in the news this week. Former Playboy Magazine model Jenny McCarthy will be posing in an upcoming issue of Playboy and Clint Eastwood’s family will be starring in a new reality show. Why did these stories … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Baby Boomers, Cat Fancy Magazine, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, Jenny McCarthy, Little Richard, Playboy, reality shows., seniors
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