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Why Do Women Cheat? And I’m Not Talking About Taking Tests.

Posted on May 23, 2013 by

The age-old question every man asks. Why do women cheat? My first response to that question would be because the guy they’re married to, or dating, is a freakin’ low down idiot slug. However, once again I may be wrong. Which … Continue reading →

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A Better Mouse Trap? NO! Better….A Better Donut. And…it’s only $5

Posted on May 22, 2013 by

donuts, Holy Dough Batman! A better donut and it’s only five dollars!!!! Geez…I’ll take several dozen of those babys. Here’s my $430. Um….wait a sec. FIVE DOLLARS a freakin’ donut? Are you nucking futs?  I can get a better deal at … Continue reading →

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To Bee or Not To Bee. Depends On If A Landmine Blows Your Stinger Off.

Posted on May 21, 2013 by

All in all honey bees have a kind of easy life. Wake up in the morning, don your honey bee yellow and black outfit, head out into the world, find a few flowers and stuff, suck out whatever it is … Continue reading →

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While We’re At It….Lets Nail Obama For This Stuff Too.

Posted on May 20, 2013 by

I’ve become very suspicious of our government ever since all of these scandals have come to light. Now that there are investigations going on in Washington, I think it’s about time we have Congress delve into a lot of other … Continue reading →

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The Mystery Of The Unmarried Pregnant Anteater

Posted on May 19, 2013 by

I’m tellin’ ya, with all of the scandals engulfing Washington these days, it’s just fodder for Republicans to go after President Obama for whatever they can go after him for. Now yet another scandal that most likely has White House … Continue reading →

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Um, Are Dildos, Condoms and Vibrators Considered, “Tools of the Trade?”

Posted on May 18, 2013 by

Ya know, I never considered that when one speaks of “tools of the trade,” that perhaps one is referring to the various tools used to perform ones trade if one is a hooker…….or, running, so to speak, an escort service. … Continue reading →

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Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts.* (*This has nothing to do with peanuts.)

Posted on May 17, 2013 by

Every once in a while my demented mind goes into overload. When that happens I have to take a day off, have my doc adjust my medications, take a stiff shot of Jack Daniels and go back to my blog … Continue reading →

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The Worlds Oldest Profession Is Now Run By The Worlds Oldest People…..Seniors.

Posted on May 16, 2013 by

Hey, and you thought us freakin’ seniors just sat around all day playing bingo and farting. Well screw you pal…..literally. Well have I got a wake up call for all of you. Besides playing bingo and farting, we’re also helping … Continue reading →

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Now You Can Pull Your Own Teeth. Do It Yourself Dentistry…Oh Joy!

Posted on May 15, 2013 by

– Why it was just last week that I said to myself, “Geez, if I could only give myself a route canal without having to pay all the expenses that it would entail.”  Not that I actually need a root … Continue reading →

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Why You Should Write A Blog: (Subtitled: I Have No Life, So Let Me Share It)

Posted on May 14, 2013 by

Yes, every so often I ask myself that very same question. Which is, “WTF! Why am I writing this stupid blog?” So, I’ve determined that there are a number of reasons why I write it, and perhaps I should share … Continue reading →

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