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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "A Grimm Look At Fairy Tales, For Adults Only" and "the Job" (Amazon.Kindle) and "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Publishamerica.com, Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble. Retired from broadcasting in 1988 and floated around aimlessly in various no brainer jobs such as a traffic clerk for a TV station, dispatcher for AAA, a cab driver in a tourist town, a phone company line assigner, and finally a chauffeur for a resort casino. After all of those various experiences I felt it was time to retire and devote my otherwise useless time to writing this blog. I could write serious commentary, but who the hell would take me seriously? So I decided not to be serious and write a daily blog on a humorous level. However, I do find myself getting somewhat frustrated at today's world of political stupidity and the people that tend to believe everything that is fed to them by the mainstream media. So, with that in mind I write on a daily basis what I see as newsworthy but funny....at least from my demented viewpoint. Please feel free to comment on my daily blog regardless of your opinion both pro or con. If it's con, I will have to track you down and severely pound the hell out of you. (only kidding) Appreciate any help from my blog readers in forwarding my daily rants to your friends, neighbors, or enemies. Hey, I'll take whatever it takes to get more followers. You can also vote for this blog at weblogawardscom. Richard Vittorioso aka MisfitWisdom receive no compensation for these blogs. However, any donations for creative effort are appreciated through PayPal. Thanks everyone.

Blogger Calls Cheerleader Chunky: Rah! Boo! Hiss! To Blogger.

In the open mouth insert foot department this week, yet another blogger has stepped forward to carry the banner of stupidity. Which tends to make the rest of us bloggers, myself included, look pretty stupid as well. Which is very … Continue reading

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Reflections On Being Old: (um not that “I’M” old mind you)

I was in a long distance conversation the other day with a close friend of mine who lives in the land of OZ (Australia) whose name I shall not mention, (Charlie) and during that conversation a discussion about old people … Continue reading

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It Was Either Writing About Big Boobs, Or, Small Cars. I Went With The Cars….(sigh)

I really just got over boobed this week folks. If that’s at all possible for ANY male slug. But, I figured I’d lay off the big boob story this time and concentrate on boobs…um…I mean small cars. HEY! It’s not … Continue reading

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My Favorite Activity: Naked Gardening

You know that old song title, “San Francisco: Wear a Flower In Your Hair.” Well how about a new song title for this day and age: “Seattle: Plant Flowers and Show All Your Hair.” While gardening entirely naked. Which is … Continue reading

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Playing With Dirt……Somethings Never Change

I was having a difficult time writing today’s blog. Usually my blogs are written a day in advance, so, as in this instance, it actually was written on Sunday afternoon. Yes, on very rare occasions when a major news item … Continue reading

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Pregnant Moms Claim They Are Being Haunted. Um, by what?

Sometimes I feel like I’m getting way too much information by surfing the Internet. I never used to worry about a lot of stuff like giant snails and man-eating ants etc. Now I’m becoming paranoid about everything. I really gotta … Continue reading

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Martha Stewart Has Legs….The NRA Convention….They Have Arms.

I centered today’s blog on two subjects today. Martha Stewart and the NRA. Why? Because I write this blog and I can decide on whatever the freak I wanna write about. So there! Doesn’t have to make any sense…..I just do … Continue reading

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Whats For Dinner Dear? Um…..You Honeeeeee……!

Shocking news about Jamestown, Virgina from James Horn, head of research at the ”Colonial Williamsburg Foundation.” There were cannibals in Jamestown sometime between 1609 and 1610. But not the kind of cannibals that we usually think of. You know, short, wearing loin … Continue reading

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HEY! Ya Wanna Buy Some Really Cheap Real Estate? ……

Did you ever hear that line, “Hey pal. If ya believe that I’ll sell ya the Brooklyn Bridge really cheap.” Meaning in essence, that if you’re that dumb, you’ll most likely fork over the cash to buy the Brooklyn Bridge. … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift Swiftly Drops $18 Million On R.I. Mansion

Not one to be into today’s music, I thought the headline I read that said that “Taylor Swift Drops Nearly $18 Million On A Rhode Island Mansion” was about some guy who is the CEO of the “Swift” company buying … Continue reading

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