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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "A Grimm Look At Fairy Tales, For Adults Only" and "the Job" (Amazon.Kindle) and "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Publishamerica.com, Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble. Retired from broadcasting in 1988 and floated around aimlessly in various no brainer jobs such as a traffic clerk for a TV station, dispatcher for AAA, a cab driver in a tourist town, a phone company line assigner, and finally a chauffeur for a resort casino. After all of those various experiences I felt it was time to retire and devote my otherwise useless time to writing this blog. I could write serious commentary, but who the hell would take me seriously? So I decided not to be serious and write a daily blog on a humorous level. However, I do find myself getting somewhat frustrated at today's world of political stupidity and the people that tend to believe everything that is fed to them by the mainstream media. So, with that in mind I write on a daily basis what I see as newsworthy but funny....at least from my demented viewpoint. Please feel free to comment on my daily blog regardless of your opinion both pro or con. If it's con, I will have to track you down and severely pound the hell out of you. (only kidding) Appreciate any help from my blog readers in forwarding my daily rants to your friends, neighbors, or enemies. Hey, I'll take whatever it takes to get more followers. You can also vote for this blog at weblogawardscom. Richard Vittorioso aka MisfitWisdom receive no compensation for these blogs. However, any donations for creative effort are appreciated through PayPal. Thanks everyone.

FINALLY! The Purrfect Candidate.

I’ve always said that if animals could run for office we’d be a lot better off considering the present animals we have in office can’t be tamed. Or trained to use a litter box or poop in the woods. Although … Continue reading

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A “Prairie Home Companion.” In Connecticut….Sorry….no prairies.

Ah the old prairie refrain: “Give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and I’ll show you a messy house.” Yes, life on the ol prairie. As my Funk & Wagnell’s dictionary of words and definitions you could give a rat’s … Continue reading

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“Cremation.” Subtitled: Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me.

Many people ask me why I subscribe to “Time Magazine.” The simple answer is because every so often, when it’s a slow news week, they decide to write an article on a “burning” issue that affects us all. In this … Continue reading

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What Is It About “Obama” T-Shirts That Make People Want To Expose Themselves In Public?

Sooooo…..I was once again surfing the Internet for something to spark my creative mind, other than a good stiff drink, when I came across this headline: “COPS: MAN WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRT EXPOSED SELF TO FEMALE WAL-MART SHOPPER.” (photo below) This immediately caught … Continue reading

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Fair Warning: DO NOT Give Dad ANY Of These Gifts On Father’s Day.

“Lucky Magazine,” and reporter Natalie Matthews, both whom I’ve never heard of, but, that’s beside the point, they probably haven’t heard of me either, have compiled a short list of gifts you should NEVER give your father on Father’s Day. … Continue reading

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WHAT! Google and Other Sites Are Also Sharing My Information? WTF!

The fact that Google and other sites are sharing my personal information, along with the government, my two ex wives, the mailman and my next door neighbor, doesn’t bother me at all. Why you ask? Because my life is so … Continue reading

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Domino’s Pizza Drones! OMG!!! We’re Doomed I Tell Ya….Doomed!

OK all you damn government paranoia freaks who think the government is spying on all of us. Um….you may be right. But, I for one, as I’ve said before, don’t give a rats ass if they spy on me. Because … Continue reading

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The Crown Royal Police Car..um…sorry….That Should Be, “Crown Victoria.”

Yep, the iconic “Crown Victoria” police car will soon be going the way of the Royal Crown, once Queen Elizabeth decides to step down and hand over the Crown Victoria…um….sorry, I mean the Royal Crown. Royal Crown being the crown … Continue reading

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OK….So Now It’s Another Giant Thingy…..Mega Mosquitos…OMG!!!!

You all know I just love freaking you out with giant mega man-eating creatures that I come across in the news. It’s just one of my favorite things to do. So, that said, today’s giant freakin’ mega thingy that’s gonna … Continue reading

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Colorado Wants To Secede From Itself…um how exactly do ya do that?

The State of Colorado, well at least “part” of the state of Colorado wants to secede from itself and form a new state according to a story this past week in the “Christian Science Monitor.” Is it me, or are … Continue reading

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