Just to give you all an example of how out of freakin’ touch rich people are in comparison to us low lives who are just taking up space on this earth, I’m going to tell you about David and Jackie Siegel, yet another rich couple that will be displaying their existence to all of us in a “reality” documentary entitled, “Queen of Versailles.”
Roger Moore, no relation to 007 Moore, Demi Moore, or Mary Tyler Moore, wrote an article for MCT, whoever they are, and enlightens us all on just how this rich and infamous couple live. I use the word, “infamous” because I don’t have a damn clue as to who they are, or, give a rats ass. But, that said, some of you actually might care who they are because you lead shallow worthless lives and need yet another reality show that highlights other people’s lives that are far better than yours. Mine too.
“Queen of Versailles” is presently a 1:41 documentary about the Siegels.
“Oh Gawd! Oh Gawd! I gotta see it! The Siegels have a documentary….geez….I gotta see it! Um…..who are the Siegels anyway?”
Ok, calm down. The Siegels are David Siegel, (pronounced “sea-gull” I think) who is a, according to the article, “self-made man,” (unlike Frankenstein who was a made man in a lab) who built his empire out of vast time-share condo-hotels all across America, and, according from the article again, “paid for by working-class people, (us slugs) who succumb to hard-sell pitches from Siegel’s sales force.”
Then there’s Jackie Siegel, and, I’ll once again quote from the article when they describe her. “Jackie, his shopaholic spouse, granted Greenfield broad access to her being-a-broad lifestyle – wearing fur coats in ski boots, displaying herself and her body in all manner of tacky, cleavage-and-cut-off-shorts outfits and even tackier works of Jackie-inspired “art” throughout their home.”
Hmmm. Ok, before I add my own label for Jackie, here’s more of how Roger Moore described her. “Cartoonishly buxom trophy wife.”
Jackie Siegel displaying her bigggg…um…..big mansion….yeah that’s it….her big mansion and her children.
I personally, after reading this article, was going to use the “B” word to describe her. But, I thought it rather harsh of me. After all, I really don’t know her, so how can I label her as a “B” without any direct knowledge. Um, “B” is like “Bambi” but with an “I” after the “B” and an “O” at the end. (see, I didn’t actually say it)
In other words, your average American family.
David Siegel likes to have his picture taken with famous people, as do I, except I don’t know any famous people, and even if I did, I think they’d avoid me like the plague because basically I’m a nobody. He also said that, “I personally got George W. Bush elected.” You all might recall George W. Bush if you think hard enough.
If he personally got Dubya elected then I would add a footnote to my blog of last week at which time I stated that only “nine” states would decide this years election. I would then add, “only nine states and David Siegel will decide this years election. Maybe even Jackie Siegel.” (cleavage effect)
The modest home of David and Jackie Siegel
I’m assuming “Versailles,” costing about $100 million dollars, is the huge estate in Orlando that the Seigels built……from other people’s money. BUT…..when the economy tanked they had to put it up on the auction block. Ah, the trials and tribulation of the poor rich. Kind of an oxymoron there.
Oxymoron, for those of you dictionary challenged means, “a figure of speech in which contradictory terms are brought together.” It, as some of you may have thought, does not mean a moron who is taking Oxycontin ……like Rush Limbaugh.
Just in case any of you are in the market for a really nice weekend get-a-way, here’s what you get if you bid on the Siegel’s home in Orlando.
So, in conclusion, this documentary is up for grabs, along with Jackie’s cleavage, for anyone who wants to pick this up for a reality TV series. The Siegels could really use the money from the show to hold onto their estate down there in Orlando. Might wanna forgo donating to MisfitWisdom to help these poor folk out.
Um……on second thought, skip sending the Siegels any donations. I’m sure George W. Bush might be able to kick in a few bucks and some cattle to help them out. It’s the least he can do for the one guy who personally and single-handedly got him elected.
Who knows. Maybe if George helps out the Seigels, the Seigels in turn could help out Mitt Romney too.
Hmmmm. Think I’m going to “recordificate” this blog on my “recordificating” machine just in case Romney gets elected and at some point the Seigels claim they single-handedly got him into office.
Yes….”recordificate” IS a word. Just ask Duybya. I ain’t stoopid ya know.
For anyone who is considering bidding on the Siegel estate in Orlando, keep in mind that it abuts the estate of a Mr. Scrooge McDuck who is also considering a bid on the property.
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