HARK! A new weapon in the constant battle of evil vs good….evil being prostitution, I guess, according to residents of Anaheim, California who have discovered a new weapon against prostitution….fleshlights….oops….I meant flashlights…..sorry.
And we all know that prostitution is evil…..isn’t it?
NO....this is NOT the Hooker we're talkin' about.
Hmmmm.lets see. (checking)
OH…goody….a breakdown of what countries have legal prostitution Here it is below:
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This page details 100 countries’ policies on prostitution, brothel ownership, and pimping. These countries were chosen in order to be inclusive of major religions, geographical regions, and policies towards prostitution. Taiwan and Scotland were included in the country listings for China and the United Kingdom, respectively, in accordance with the country listings and population estimates provided in the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) World Factbook. Whenever possible, we have included government documents regarding prostitution such as laws, court decisions, employment information, etc. under the name of the country. While reasonable efforts have been made to assure the accuracy of the data provided, do not rely on this information without first checking an official edition of the applicable law. This page was last updated Nov. 4, 2009. |
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| Legal in 50 (50%); Limited Legality in 11 (11%); Illegal in 39 (39%); Total: 100 (100%) | |||
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See, this handy-dandy chart explains it all. (wonder why the CIA spent some time compiling this list. Unless they employ hookers as spies, which, I guess could actually fall into the category of “undercover work”)
Also, if the chart color is off, because it might only show light blue and dark blue in the country listings, the ones in light blue are the countries that prostitution is legal. As you can see, there are a lot of countries where it is legal, so flashlight sales are way down.
THESE are the kind of hookers we're talkin' about
Anyhow, back to Anaheim where hookers are running rampant……and flashlight sales are skyrocketing.
This all started when residents of Anaheim went on a mission to rid their neighborhood of street-walkers. No, not the regular kind of street-walkers, like ice cream vendors, who don’t usually walk the streets, and like hot dog vendors or Girl Scouts selling cookies. No….the street-walkers we’re talking about are the hooker type of street-walkers, although, many of them do walk on sidewalks so as not to be run over by an ice cream truck or something.
It seems that residents of one neighborhood in Anaheim have banded together to thwart, (love that word) prostitution by roaming the streets at night wielding bigggg (my guess) flashlights which, I guess, they shine on prostitutes who may be prostituting on their streets, or bushes, or wherever it is roaming prostitutes prostitute at night.
Now I’m not quite sure how these flashlight scare off those prostitutes. Didn’t say in the news item. I suppose if a prostitute were doing what prostitutes do, which is, as I already said, prostituting, and a resident came up and shined a flashlight on them, the so said prostitute would become frightened and run off. Kinda like a vampire fears anyone wielding a clove of garlic.
I’m just assuming that prostitutes fear the light. Otherwise why would brave residents have no fear when going out at night to scare them off. I’m also assuming that during the daylight hours prostitutes are very hard to spot as they dress in normal clothing. Because we all know that most prostitutes wear tons of ungodly makeup at night with super red lipstick, have long curling eyelashes, wear stiletto heels, usually black or red, short mini skirts and fish net stockings. Yep, verrrry hard to spot a hooker during the daytime.
The LAPD is also assisting residents in their nighttime quest to round-up, or at least scare off prostitutes. Most likely because they too carry big flashlights, which, again, as we all know, scares the bejesus out of prostitutes.
One local resident said that the reason they started walking the streets at night wasn’t because they wanted to make some extra bucks too, but because, “we’re tired of the hookers; we’re tired of the riffraff.” she also added that they were tired of finding condoms in the street. Which means two things. Hookers are having sex in the street and that one resident is vererry tired. My guess anyhow.
In conclusion, I personally think prostitution should be legal. I’m sure the state of Nevada gets a cut from prostitution sales. Or tricks. (tricks….prostitution slang for the number of magical things they do…..I think….no rabbits in hats involved)
So, this leaves two options for hookers attempting to make a living in Anaheim. Pack it up and move to Nevada and be completely free from anyone shining a flashlight on you while you’re attempting to do your prostituting………..or………………..
Give up prostituting completely, but still be able to remain on the streets of Anaheim by investing in their own ice cream drive-by business or hot dog stand, with some additional perks….or…….dress up as Girl Scouts.
The neighbors would never expect that.
Besides, if it’s a slow night….you can always make a few bucks selling thin mints and peanut butter patties.
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