Ok, I freely admit that most males are slugs. We like sports, hanging out with the guys, and ogling other women. It’s just in our jeans….oops…I meant genes…sorry.
Most women accept the “slug” factor and just live with it. While others, namely Alyse Baddley figured it was just about time to do something about it. So, she put her husband, Kyle, up for sale on “Craigslist” with the following ad:
“I am selling my 22-year-old husband,” the ad read. “He enjoys eating and playing video games all day. Easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours. You must have Internet and space for gaming. Got tired of waiting so free to good home. If acceptable replacement is offered will trade.”
She did it all as a joke to possibly give Kyle a wake up call to stop him from spending waaaay to much time playing video games.
“Kyle honeeee…..look….I’m wearing that sexy negligee you love so much.”
“Huh….just a second honey, I need to zap four thousand more of the enemy here in this video game, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.”
“But baybeee, I’m dressed in this really sexy black sheer negligee and I’m wearing your Army combat boots…..doesn’t that turn you on?”
“Um……can ya sling a Uzi over your shoulder and maybe smear your face with some black camouflage paint?”
Apparently that didn’t work so Alyse figured drastic action needed to be taken. Unable to purchase a Uzi on eBay, or willing to smear her face with black camouflage paint she posted the ad on Craigslist.
She got a lot of responses too. One woman said that she would be more than happy to retrain Kyle. Hmmmm…..wonder what kind of training she had in mind.
Kyle eventually got the message and at last report is now on an undercover mission with Alyse.
However, this opens the door to other women who may get the same idea. I can see it now on Craigslist and on eBay.
“Will swap one slightly overweight husband. He is a professional plumber and a bit cracked. Tools and low-cut Fruit of the Looms included.”
“I have the perfect pet for you for the holidays. Especially if you like Newts. It makes for a great companion but you must be in perfect health or it may roam.”
“Will swap my own personal Presidential toy. This is a really good collectible and comes with a box of cigars, a saxophone and a bottle of stain remover.”
So you can see where I’m going with this one folks. Anything is possible now that Alyse has crossed the line and posted her husband on Craigslist.
Men….beware. Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of discontented women. Check your Internet history on your computer. If you so much as see any indication that your spouse or girlfriend has been on Craigslist or eBay, you better start shaping up, or, at least be the highest bidder. Otherwise, you’re basically screwed.
I myself have no fear of that ever happening in my household. My other half barely knows how to access e-mail and thinks downloading is when you have to go to the bathroom. Besides, I never play any video games, unless you count playing games with one another and videotaping them. Oops…..um, not that “I” would EVER do such a thing.
Ok…ok…..so I tape us playing various games…..I freely admit it.
But only because she cheats at monopoly and scrabble and I need proof to nail her.
I don’t think she’d put me on Craigslist or eBay for doing that!
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