Monthly Archives: August 2011
The Art Of The “SPIN.”
If you’re thinking that today’s blog is about music, forget it! It’s about spinning lies, rumors and misinformation in an attempt to promote your cause or mission. Kinda like the Alamo was actually a mission in Texas, except that “THAT” … Continue reading
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Tagged Christine O'Donnell, Davy Crocket, death panels, Jim Bowie, John Wayne, Lary Craig, Mexico, National Geographic, political spin, Ron Paul, The Alamo, WMD's
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Important News You May Have Missed By Spending Way Too Much Time In The Bathroom
Look, someone has to keep all of you informed as to what the hell is going on, so it might as well be me. Considering I have nothing better to do other than keeping all of you informed. Besides, unlike … Continue reading
Helen Mirren……Why AARP Magazine Needs A Centerfold
Mirren in “Red.” “Yes bozo, it WAS a gun I had hidden in my bra.” N.Y. Magazine’s Photo of Helen Mirren. “Yes Helen, I’m bringing my rubber duckie with me.” There’s a lot to be said for getting old. Other … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Baby Boomers, Bruce Willis, Burl Ives, Captain Kangaroo, Esquire Magazine, Helen Mirren, N.Y. Magazine, Red
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The Iowa Straw Poll. Is It Just A Bunch Of Hay?
Well, back when I was a mere youngster romping in the ol hayloft was a sure thing and lots of fun. Nobody disliked anybody and usually if you romped in the hay, it was just you and the girl, or … Continue reading
Crosswords….And I’m Not Talkin’ About #!@$#!! Words
I started doing crossword puzzles a few years ago when I came across one in a doctor’s office. It was either do the crossword puzzle, or stare at other people in the waiting room, read the doctor’s office magazines, “Colonoscopy … Continue reading
Ladies and Gentlemen. From The Fine State Of Nebraska, Another Stupid Politician
You know the old saying, “from out of the woodwork.” It’s true! Just when you all thought it was safe to put away the spray can of Raid, along comes yet another politician from out of the woodwork to insert … Continue reading
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Tagged Attorney General Jon Bruning, Libertarian Party, Nebraska, raccoons, welfare
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Obama Takes A Vacation to Martha’s Vineyard….OMG!!!!
What exactly does Martha have on her Vineyard that seems to attract so many presidents? Grapes, apples, peaches, WHAT? President Obama will be vacationing there this month and everyone’s outraged that he dare take a vacation when the country is … Continue reading
Gloria Steinem Vs. New Playboy TV Show
No wonder she never gets any Easter eggs. You just can’t go around dissing bunnies and expect to get rewarded ya know. Long time woman’s activist Gloria Steinem is in the news once again taking a stand against the new … Continue reading
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Tagged Baywatch, Gloria Steinem, Joan Rivers, NBC, Paul Anka, Playboy Clubs
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