I've Tried The Lottery, Begging, and Praying....Nothing Works...So I'm Shooting For The Sympathy Angle

This is a test blog of the MisfitWisdom Sympathy Blog System.  Had this been an actual blog (in reality it is) you would have been instructed to read it. But, because this is a sympathy blog, there’s nothing for you to read. (read it anyhow) Unless of course you like reading self serving sympathy blogs. Which is fine with me, and if it doesn’t bother you to read a self serving sympathy blog, then just enjoy yourself to pieces reading this.

Incidentally, “sympathy blogs” do not require you to have any sympathy what so ever.

The reason for this sympathy blog is to test out this “donate” button that I’ve inserted into each blog from now until the earth ends on October 31st according to Howard Camping. At which time this blog, my “donate” button and Howard Camping will all disappear, along with the rest of you.

Now, the reason I put a “donate” button into this blog is because, obviously, I’d like anyone who wishes to donate to my blog for all of the creative work I do, which takes a lot of creativity, which is difficult, considering my brain is overloaded with useless stuff, to be able to generously donate a few bucks here and there.

Hey, if that damn blogger that posts photos of freakin’ cloud formations can get donations, why shouldn’t I get donations for all this stupid stuff I’m feeding you people day in and day out. So there!

Now this, of course, is entirely optional. No one will knock on your door and tell you that you have to donate anything…..except those people who usually go around knocking on doors asking for donations, which, I am not associated with. I don’t even open my own damn door when they come knocking. I myself have no sympathy.

This is strictly voluntary out of the kindness of your little hearts right down to those cockle thingys, which are supposed to be located somewhere in your heart. I haven’t a clue as to where, but I think it’s a warm spot because I’ve heard so many people use the phrase “it will warm the cockles of your heart.”

Regardless of whether you choose to donate or not, this blog will always be entirely free, and, for as long as I can hold out, absolutely free of any ads that pop up and annoy the hell outta you.  Like those ads on TV that pop up on your screen just as the nude scene appears and you can’t see what the hell is going on.  Unless you buy the uncensored DVD version.  Works for me.

So, in conclusion, if you want to donate, it would be greatly appreciated. If you don’t or can’t, that’s fine too. Nothing will change, except my underwear, which I change daily anyhow. Out of sympathy for my other half.

So, that said, I hope you continue to read my daily rants, pass this link on to your friends, and enemy’s, (including your ex and that old bag of a mother in law) and accept my heartfelt appreciation if you do donate, and if you do not, still accept my heartfelt appreciation for taking the time each day to read this blog.

Thanks…….sniff…..I think I’m tearing up.

(UPDATE)  My in house technicians have alerted me that my donate button does not work. See, I told ya praying doesn’t work. So, we’ll stick that damn button back in the button drawer until the techs from NASA can debug it.

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