MisfitWisdom's Idea Of A Stimulus Package
I’ve heard a lot about the government’s stimulus program and from what I’ve read, it seems like a good deal.
I mean, anything that stimulates me is okay in my book.
I’m not quite sure if their stimulus program includes free Viagra or Cialis for us older folk, but if it does that sure as hell would stimulate me. Not that I need any of that stuff to stimulate me in certain areas mind you, but what the hell, if it stimulates me even more than I’m stimulated now it might help to stimulate my other half as well.
Not that she needs any more stimulation because she’s always finding things for me to do around the house that even a professional handyman wouldn’t think of if he were stimulated.
All in all I think being stimulated might not be a bad idea.
In fact, I was so stimulated about being stimulated I sent a letter off to my congressman and told him I was all for the government’s stimulus program. How it would help older folk to enjoy life even more without worrying about whether they could get stimulated if they started dating again and if they could afford the stimulus program by paying extra taxes in order to receive the stimulation benefits.
Geez, Pfizer and all them other chemical companies never even once offered to stimulate us without forking out a few bucks. But along comes the government and they’re proposing to stimulate us for free….maybe. GREAT!!!!
I never needed any help to get stimulated when I was younger nor did I need any help from the government so that I could get stimulated. I guess when you get older stimulation is harder to achieve. Not for me though…but…as I said….any extra stimulation to fire up the rockets is okay with me.
Funny though…..even after sending letters to my congressmen, I haven’t received anything in the mail….not even a sample to try out.
Do ya think maybe the government needs to be stimulated too so that they get off their butts and pass that stimulus legislation?
Sigh……..in the meantime I guess I’ll just have to stimulate myself……..the old fashioned way until the government comes through………
(making out my renewal check for Playboy magazine)
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