It's not easy keeping your eye on the ball when Kim's bowling.......ball? What boob....um....ball?
Ok, get your mind out of the gutter you damn perverts.
Geez…..what’s wrong with you people anyhow. Can’t you see this is an innocent story about Kim Kardashian playing with balls……..bowling balls…….in high heels no less.
WHAT! Doesn’t every woman who bowls wear high heels?
They don’t! Hmmmm, obviously somethings wrong with this picture of Kim bowling.
Wait….let me check this out.
Oh yeah….now I get it. Kim was invited to participate in the grand opening of the new bowling alley at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut.
And, obviously, if you’re invited to something of such a grand scale, like the opening of a bowling alley, you have to look your absolute best.
This could set a new trend at bowling alleys all across the nation. Attendance will obviously skyrocket when women show up wearing outfits like Kim’s. Sales of high heels will hit the roof. Low cut slinky dresses will be the new stylish outfit when bowling.
This is great news for guys considering they had to go to a bar or strip joint to get some action. Now, with this new trend about to take hold, all they have to do is hang out at any local bowling alley. And there’s no cover charge.
Goleeee Gomer!
Women on the other hand will have to keep a close eye on their boyfriends and or spouses with all the distractions of scantily clad women bowlers.
BUT…..there is good news for you women.
With men not being able to concentrate on their games what with all kinds of hot women strutting their stuff out on the lanes, their averages will most likely fall way off the chart allowing women bowlers to kick butt.
You can thank Kim Kardashian for that girls.
One pointer however. I wouldn’t go so far as to wear high heels when you’re bowling.
It screws up the floor in the allies. Your heels are not good for going into a slide when you throw the ball. And there’s a possibility of a freak accident, like getting one of your spiked heels caught in the hole of a bowling ball.
Not a very pretty sight.
Guys……now when you tell your other half you’re going out bowling with the boys you’re actually killing two birds with one stone.
The balls are in play.
Ya have to think about that one.
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