I happened to catch one of those Superman movies on the tube last week and something dawned on me. What’s Clark Kent going to do when there are no more public telephone booths available?
This could be a serious problem folks. Just about everyone has a cell phone these days so the demise of outdoor phone booths is inevitable. What’s Clark Kent going to do when he needs to change into his Superman outfit?
I can only see a few other options available to him. Some of which may cause problems.
For instance, he could go to a public restroom and change, but then he risks the chance of some pervert making a move on him as he changes into his tight-fitting body enhancing outfit.
“Hey buddy…..nice abs, and I like the way those clothes kinda hug your solid rock hard as steel body.”
“Get lost ya damn pervert, can’t you see I’m the man of steel, SUPERMAN, and I’m off to save the world?”
“Yeah, and I’m Senator Larry Craig, so let’s just cut to the chase and have a good time big fella.”
So, public restrooms wold totally be out of the question here. Superman just doesn’t have time to be dealing with come ons in public restrooms. Which is one reason I myself don’t use them either. Of course I don’t make it a habit of changing my clothes in them if I can help it too.
So what’s Clark Kent to do at the fist sign of trouble and no place handy to change into his Superman outfit?
I’ve given this some serious consideration and have come up with some solutions that might just work.
He could have his entire body tattooed with the Superman outfit so that he’d just have to take off his clothes and fly off. Kinda like the body tattoo job Demi Moore had when she posed on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine, (August 1992) in which she was entirely naked but, with the tattoos, appeared to be fully clothed.
(with the naked, pardon the pun, eye, you can, upon close inspection of the above photos see that Demi is actually naked………OMG!)
So, if it worked for Demi, why not Superman. Thus eliminating the need to seek out a phone booth or be subjected to perverts in a public restroom.
The only other logical solution would be to simply admit that Clark Kent is Superman thereby nullifying the whole phone booth/public restroom problem.
I mean come on folks….who in their right mind thinks that a pair of glasses actually is enough of a disguise so that anybody doesn’t know Clark Kent is Superman.
Um…..except for Lois Lane.
And that’s only because she’s too busy staring at Superman’s hot muscular body and not his face and obviously the reverse when she’s talking to Clark Kent.
“HEY! Is that a bird? Is it a plane! Noooooooo, its body tattooed Superman!”
“Yeah, but whats that thingy hanging down from the lower portion of his body flapping in the wind?”
Oops……maybe a complete body tattoo might not work.
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