Betty White waaaay back when...for you older geezers.....Hef! Are ya listening?"
- “Oh My Gawd….I can’t believe I forgot part of my wardrobe…I’m sooooo embarasssssed.”
- “Sorry Mr. Security man….I just couldn’t find a thing to wear today.”
"HEY! If baseball players can do this while at bat...why can't I?"
- “Ooooh Saaaaay Can You Seeeee….By The Dawns Early Light…..”
Remember back when……..back when Madonna drove everyone crazy with those outrageous outfits including those pointy bra type thingys.
Behold the reincarnation of Madonna in the guise of none other than “Lady Ga Ga.” It’s not like you can avoid hearing about her…she’s all over the place. Um except anywhere where I happen to be, like at a Home Depot, local convenience store or a Red Sox game.
Seems like she prefers the Yankees and the Mets. Just in case you’ve been brain-dead or involved with other more important stuff, like your own life, Lady Ga Ga has been in the news for crashing the Yankees clubhouse….kinda like the Salashi couple who crashed the White House party except Mr. & Mrs. Salashi were completely dressed while Lady Ga Ga was not.
Obama might have enjoyed Ga Ga more I thinkith. Mrs. Obama on the other hand might not.
So, for those of you out of the celebrity loop, I have made it my mission today to bring you into the loop so that you are not Lady Ga Ga oblivious.
This will make your day much brighter….see how celebrities manage to get all the attention………allow you to point out to your girlfriend or spouse the benefits of dressing like Lady Ga Ga………….and perhaps convert you to a Mets or Yankees fan so you could see Lady Ga Ga up close.
(that last one “WAS” the only benefit)
My guess is that, like Madonna, at some point in time Lady Ga Ga will appear in a Playboy spread revealing everything……what the hell, she’s damn close to doing that anyhow.
Obviously because I’m over the hill, I can’t get too excited about Lady Ga Ga. It’s not like she’d ever notice me if I sat next to her and that I’d ever stand the chance of dating her. Nope…..my time has passed.
I’m more into searching for that elusive photograph of Betty White in an old issue of Playboy Magazine. Or AARP magazine….hmmmmm…..did they ever have a centerfold?
Well, if they didn’t, and if I can’t find one, maybe I can send a letter to Hugh Hefner of Playboy and ask him to make Betty White an offer to appear in an upcoming issue.
HEY! The guys older than Moses so he just might consider doing it! One giant step for mankind………..one giant step for seniors.
Copyright 2010 MisfitWisdom RLV
