Monthly Archives: April 2010

THE DOG DAYS OF APRIL

“HOLD IT, HOLD IT….I’M NOT QUITE DONE YET DAMN IT!” A friend of mine recently told me he’d rather watch a golf game rather than endure the long drawn out 9 innings of a baseball game.  Of course I disagreed … Continue reading

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New Pornographic Magazine Lets You Actually Feel Boobs!

I’m tellin’ ya, pretty soon all women are going to be obsolete. You think I’m blowing smoke out of my rear end don’t you.  Well listen up people, here’s the proof. Lisa Murphy, a Canadian, has come up with an … Continue reading

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Going To The Bathroom Can Kill You

  Yep, it’s true.  Going to the bathroom is hazardous to your health.  Time to swear off the potty folks.    Researchers in the UK and Israel, (these UK researchers have waaaay to much time on their hands) have determined that when you … Continue reading

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Death & Taxes……Think I’ll Choose Death

There’s no way to escape it.  Death and Taxes.  Regardless of how wealthy or famous you are, each one of those is going to get you in the end.  Taxes constantly, and death in the final end. But sometimes I … Continue reading

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TV Host Knocked Off On Tonight’s “Castle” Episode

If you’ve ever thought about murdering a TV host, tonight’s episode of the TV series “Castle” is right up your alley.  Scuse me for a moment here…………….What the hell does “right up your alley” mean anyhow?  It just seemed to … Continue reading

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The Swedish Movie “Dragon Tattoo”….A Nice Family Movie….If Your Family’s The Kindly Sadistic Type.

I usually don’t pay too much attention to new movie releases that have subtitles.  It’s kinda hard for me to focus on what’s going on in the movie and at the same time read the captions along the bottom of … Continue reading

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Yankees-Red Sox Tell Joe West To Get Outta Dodge

Dodge City that is podner. As if umpires don’t give baseball fans enough grief, now one of them has to stir up the fire by making a comment that Yankee and Boston Red Sox games are “pathetic and embarrassing.”  What’s … Continue reading

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New York….New York….RATS!!!

Cue the music: Ok Frank, hit it…………. New York, New York, I want to wake up in that city full of cheese,….and find I’m King of the hill, top of the heap, king of the swill. Um, that’s not exactly … Continue reading

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Today Is The Last MisfitWisdom Blog

Well folks, this is it.  If I were a swan, this would be my swan song.  But I don’t sing very well, so I’ll attempt to put it all into words. Bear with me here.  After all, it is my … Continue reading

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Ten Reasons Why You Won’t Get Hired

Rachel Zupek of CareerBuilder.com has compiled a list of the 10 top reasons you might not secure that job that you applied for.  Of course, I had to take a closer look at her list just to see if I … Continue reading

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