Either it’s me or there’s way too much nastiness going around today for anyone to appreciate comedy. I still have my sense of humor even though I’ve been raked over the coals many times during my life. I just never let any complete asshole ruin my day. And God knows there are plenty of them around.
So, today I thought I’d make a list, no names mentioned of course, of a few that deserve awards for taking up unnecessary space and precious breathing air on earth. You figure out who they are.
DISCLAIMER: If you happen to be one of the individuals or groups mentioned, please feel free to leave a comment in the “comments” section of this blog. It’ll give me more to write about.
First on the list is the people who recently gave ailing actor Dennis Hopper a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Dennis has been a great actor for many years, and now, NOW, that the poor guy is suffering from prostate cancer, those jerks decided to honor him. WHY? Because in all of their infinite wisdom they figured they’d better give it to him before he dies. Did they give a rats ass before that? NO!
I hate to keep picking on the “hopey changy you betcha person”, but the picking is too good. Yep, she has followers and you may be one of them. But can you honestly say you’d like to have her a heartbeat away from the Presidency. John McCain is a great guy but I personally think she ruined his chances in the last election. I think her motives are quite clear…..$$$$$$$$$. Um, she’s not inciting anyone to violence by saying, “RELOAD” or showing gun sights in her Facebook site is she? Nah, it must be me imagining this stuff.
Movie critics are next on my list. Never, I say never, ever, believe what some dumb ass movie critic says about a movie. For instance, they raved about “No Country For Old Men” so I went to see it. It sucked big time and there was no ending! Do ya think these guys are not on somebody’s payroll? If you personally liked that movie, you might enjoy seeing, “Quest For Fire” with Rae Dawn Chong. It’s just as mindless but very entertaining because there’s no dialogue except for the grunts and groans.
Network executives who promote new television series, get you hooked on watching it, then, when the revenue from ads fall, they cancel the show and leave you hanging. “Life” “Without A Trace” “Invasion” and the beat goes on. Stick it to those bastards and only watch shows that do not have a continuing story line. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
One of my favorite group of assholes are people who you take the time to send an e-mail or hand written letter to and who never respond. Especially if they are representatives of National, State or Local governments. I sent a letter, just as an example, to my local town selectman requesting information on something that was important to me. Did I get a response? NO! So guess what happens when election time comes around and I go to the voting booth and see him there. Heh, Heh. Do you know how to say a word that sounds like “duck” with the word “you” after it?
We’ve all had our in and out days with managers and supervisors at work. But this is one of my favorite bitches when it comes to complete assholes. I’ve always said that it doesn’t take brains to be a boss. God knows my last one did not have an ounce of intelligence when it came to who was a good employee and a bad one. His major concern was what the hell we were all watching on TV in the office and who posted what on the bulletin board. Do you have a boss or supervisor like that? If you do, and you’re a complete screwup, he’ll love you. Remember, it’s the suck ups that get the big banana while you get the peel.
When it comes to Democrats, Republicans, Tea Party Members, they too, all fall into the same category. How many of you actually think any of those jerks care about you or I? Raise your hands right now. Hmmm, I see there are still believers out there. Too bad, you just failed the MisfitWisdom test. You’re better off going outside tonight and strengthen your belief in UFO’s. WHY? Because you stand a better chance of seeing a UFO than you do in finding a Senator or Congressman that cares.
My last rant of the day is “Activists.” No, all activists aren’t bad. There are a lot of good causes out there that deserve honest to goodness activist work. But when it comes to political activists, you might as well believe in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. Because a political activist that supports a cause or party is going to infect your mind with whatever they can get you to believe to get the damn vote or cause passed. And like little sheep, many of us believe that crap. The key to avoiding this is…”RESEARCH.” Yep, it’s called, “I Don’t Believe A *F*****G Word Of What Political Activists Say And I’m Going To Check Out The Facts Myself.” (I tried to abbreviate that but it doesn’t work) It would have been something like, “IDBAFWOWPASAIGTCOTFM” I should have thought of something short like…um……..”AGHHHHHHH!”
Please feel free to drop me a comment on my rant today. Especially if you would like to add to this list, if you got really pissed off by my comments, if you mentally cannot comprehend what I wrote about, if you believe I wrongly took my frustration out on the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny, or if you’re just plain nuts.
I apologize for the lack of humorous content in today’s blog folks. But every so often one has to vent. When you live with a wonderful woman and 5 loving cats, it’s hard to vent on them. Unless she’s in one of those “bitch” modes, which is never, and the cats have a field day barfing up hair balls.
I promise, I’ll do better tomorrow.
Just don’t piss me off between now and then.
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